Another American Hero - More Frisco Culture
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 10 Mar 97 18:36:34 -0800
Subject: Another American Hero - More Frisco Culture
[Sorry, I couldn't resist. By the way, if you didn't recognize that the
word "Frisco" in the title is obnoxious, you might want to watch for the
answers to the Bay Area Native Quiz (coming soon)...
Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Forwarded-by: Duncan McAlpine <email@example.com>
Forwarded-by: firstname.lastname@example.org (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by
a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off a nearby
fence, wedges it down the dog's collar & twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter walking by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the
boy. "Alert Forty Niners' fan heroically saves friend from vicious animal,"
he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Niners fan," the boy
replies. "Quick-thinking Oakland Raiders' fan deftly rescues friend from
horrific attack," the reporter starts again. "I'm not a Raiders fan
either," the boy says. "Then what are you?" the reporter asks. "I'm a
Cowboys fan." The reporter turns to a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Redneck bastard kills family pet."
© 1997 Peter Langston