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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 12 Mar 97 23:23:20 -0800
Subject: Nurse Nancy
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Two doctors were in the hospital hallway complaining about Nurse Nancy.
"She's incredibly dumb," said one doctor. "She gets everything completely
backwards. I told her to give Mr. Jones 2 milligrams of percocet every 8
hours. She gave him 8 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to
give Mrs. Fox an enema every 24 hours. So instead she tried to give her 24
enemas in one hour! Mrs. Fox nearly exploded!"
Suddenly, a blood-curdling scream echoed down the hall from Mr. Smith's
room. "Now what?" said the first doctor in exasperation, "I only asked her
to prick his boil!"
© 1997 Peter Langston