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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sat, 15 Mar 97 13:02:02 -0800
Subject: Apartment Incident
Forwarded-by: The Konformist 15 March, 1997
Forwarded-by: Brad Rose
Sam rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name
on the group mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady comes out of
the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
Sam smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation with him.
As they talk, her robe slips open, and it quite obvious that she has nothing
on under the robe. Poor Sam breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye
contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says,
"Let's go into my apartment, I hear someone coming..."
He proceeds her into the apartment, and after she closes the door, she leans
against it allowing her robe to fall completely open. She purrs at him,
"What would you say is my best feature?" The flustered, embarrassed Sam
stammers, clears his throat several times, and finally squeaks out " Oh,
it's got to be your ears!" She's astounded! "Why my ears? Looks at these
boobs! They're pert, full, and they're all mine! My butt - it's firm,
doesn't sag, and has no cellulite! Look at this skin, no blemishes, or
scars! Why in heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of my
Clearing his throat once again, Sam stammers - "Well, outside when you said
you heard someone coming - that was me!"
© 1997 Peter Langston