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25 Mar
Doctor, Doctor, . . .

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 97 00:54:43 -0800
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Subject: Doctor, Doctor, . . .

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                    Doctor, Doctor

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist.  The doctor takes one
look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window.  Right
away he tells her to undress.  After she has disrobed he begins to stroke
her thigh.  As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm

"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological

"That is right," says the doctor.  He then begins to fondle her breasts.
"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he says.

"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."

"Correct," replies the doctor.  He then begins to have sexual intercourse
with the woman.  He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she says.  "You're getting herpes."

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