The Wild and Crazy Dentist
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 9 Apr 97 14:28:48 -0700
Subject: The Wild and Crazy Dentist
Forwarded-by: "Bob Stein" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Forwarded-by: "Truscello, Roberta" <RT@sswhb.com>
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They're getting along so well that they
decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off
his shirt and washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his
hands. The girl looks at him and says: "You must be a dentist!"
Surprised, the guy says "Yes... how did you figure that out?" The girl
says: "Easy. You keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another... They make love... After they're done, the
girl says: "You must be a GREAT dentist!" The guy is very surprised and
flattered, he says: "Well, yes, I am a great dentist, but how did you figure
that out?" The girl says: "Easy. I didn't feel a thing!"
© 1997 Peter Langston