Are you a Turtle? - 13 Riddles
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 15 May 97 16:06:59 -0700
Subject: Are you a Turtle? - 13 Riddles
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1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well,
I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?
2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People
sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?
3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm
called a big swinger. What am I?
4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open. What am I?
5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do. What am I?
6. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not
to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first. What am I?
8. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
9. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
10. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news. What am I?
11. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your
fingers to get me off. What am I?
12. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
What am I?
13. My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and
plead for it. What am I?
1. - A Nose -
2. - Peanut Butter -
3. - A Crane -
4. - The Titanic -
5. - A Tent -
6. - A Dentist -
7. - A Wedding Ring -
8. - An Elevator -
9. - Chewing Gum -
10. - A Newspaper Boy -
11. - A Glove -
12. - An Arrow -
13. - An Attorney -
© 1997 Peter Langston