The Middle Aged Virgin
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 21 May 97 23:37:53 -0700
Subject: The Middle Aged Virgin
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A middle aged man and woman meet, fall in love, and decide to get
married. On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at their
hotel and the bride says to her new groom, "Please promise to be gentle...
I am still a virgin." The startled groom says "How can that be? You've been
married 3 times before."
The bride responds... "Well you see it was this way: My first husband
was a psychiatrist and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it. My
second husband was an astronomer and all he ever wanted to do was look at
it." Catching her breath, she then added, "And my third husband was a stamp
collector and all he ever wanted to do was.................God, I miss him!"
© 1997 Peter Langston