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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun, 1 Jun 97 21:49:05 -0700
Subject: Astrological Lightbulbs
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What's your sign? How many of you does it take to change a lightbulb?
Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is
useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing about who
is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through
the grief process.
Leo: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get
a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is
that OK with you?
Scorpio: That secret information can only be shared only with the Enlightened
Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives
ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?
Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.....
Pisces: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
© 1997 Peter Langston