How to Beat a Ticket?
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 13 Jun 97 17:04:31 -0700
Subject: How to Beat a Ticket?
Forwarded-by: Tom Kuhn <email@example.com>
How to Beat a Ticket
THE NEXT TIME YOU GET PULLED OVER BY A CHP (CA Highway Patrol)...
The person in question, a woman in a Porsche, as it happens, was pulled
over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When
he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, "I bet
you're going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolman's Ball." He
replied, "No, Highway Patrolmen don't have Balls." There followed a moment
of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd said. He then closed
his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.
© 1997 Peter Langston