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Quotes of the Days - Feb - Aug, 1997

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun, 31 Aug 97 15:51:06 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Quotes of the Days - Feb - Aug, 1997

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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.  -  Napoleon Bonaparte

The older I get, the better I used to be.  -   William D. Keogh

There was a lady that passed away the other day in Indiana, and she had
been a lifelong Democrat.  She asked to be buried in Chicago so she
could stay active in party politics.  -  Mark Russell

After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, "Maybe life isn't
for everyone."  -  Larry Brown

I prefer Hostess Fruit Pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't
require so much cooking.  -  Carrie Snow

The way Bernard Shaw believes in himself is very refreshing in these
days when so many people believe in no God at all.  -  Israel Zangwill

This book fills a much needed gap.  -  Moses Hadas (in a review)

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book.  I'll waste no time in
reading it.  -  Moses Hadas (in a letter)

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten
to say "when".  -  P. G. Wodehouse

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a
fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a
producer's heart.  -  Fred Allen

House Speaker Newt Gingrich is reeling from the attempted coup that
nearly took his job last week.  The House is very jumpy now.
Yesterday, a GOP member made a motion for a less powerful air bag, and
Majority Leader Dick Armey got 65 votes.  -  Argus Hamilton

All marriages are happy.  It's the living together afterward that causes
all the trouble.  -  Raymond Hull

Only the  mediocre are always at their best.  -  Jean Giraudoux

Don't be humble.  You're not that great.  -  Golda Meir

Tim Allen is reportedly asking for the same $1 million an episode that
Jerry Seinfeld gets.  What does that say about our society - that we're
paying that kind of money to someone who probably can't even dribble a
basketball.  -  Johnny Robish

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