TTTMSSOLIVS - From the Dept. of Guys
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 3 Sep 97 13:39:58 -0700
Subject: TTTMSSOLIVS - From the Dept. of Guys
Forwarded-by: "ORourke, Jim" <Jim.ORourke@metrokc.gov>
Top Ten things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
10 - Does this come in children's sizes?
9 - No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
8 - I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7 - Mom will love this.
6 - Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?
5 - No need to wrap it, I'll eat it here.
4 - Will you model this for me?
3 - 45 bucks? You're just gonna end up naked anyway!
2 - Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your ass into that!
1 - The miracle What? This is better than world peace!
© 1997 Peter Langston