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3 Sep
TTTMSSOLIVS - From the Dept. of Guys

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed,  3 Sep 97 13:39:58 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: TTTMSSOLIVS - From the Dept. of Guys

Forwarded-by: <joev@archtop.com>
Forwarded-by: "ORourke, Jim" <Jim.ORourke@metrokc.gov>

 Top Ten things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

10 - Does this come in children's sizes?
 9 - No Thanks.  Just Sniffing.
 8 - I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
 7 - Mom will love this.
 6 - Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?
 5 - No need to wrap it, I'll eat it here.
 4 - Will you model this for me?
 3 - 45 bucks?  You're just gonna end up naked anyway!
 2 - Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your ass into that!
 1 - The miracle What?  This is better than world peace!

© 1997 Peter Langston