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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 5 Sep 97 13:29:23 -0700
Subject: God's Vacation
The universe has been especially busy lately, and God's all tuckered out.
"I need a vacation," He announced to his valet, "maybe someplace with a nice
yellow sun, in that cute little spiral galaxy I built."
"Maybe you could vacation on Jupiter," the valet suggested.
"Nahhh, it's too windy."
"How about Venus, then?"
"Too hot and humid, especially this time of year."
"Okay then," said the valet, "How about Earth?"
"Forget it," said God, "I went there 2000 years ago and had an affair with
a Jewish woman, and they're STILL talking about it!"
© 1997 Peter Langston