Beer? What beer? Do you see any beer?
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 10 Sep 97 12:25:52 -0700
Subject: Beer? What beer? Do you see any beer?
Forwarded-by: "Cochell, Jim" <Jim_Cochell@PenMetrics.com>
Three guys are riding in their truck, drinking beer, having a good ol' time.
The driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car
so he pulls over. The other two are real nervous, "What do we do with our
beers? We're in trouble!" "No," the driver says, "just do this: pull the
label off of your beer bottle and stick it to your forehead and let me do
the talking." So they all pull the labels off their beer bottles and stick
'em to their foreheads. The policeman walks up and says, "You boys were
swerving down the road. Have you been drinking?" The driver says, "Oh, no
officer," and points to his forehead, "we're on the patch, trying to quit."
© 1997 Peter Langston