The Comedian's-eye View of 09/25/97
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 24 Sep 97 17:31:01 -0700
Subject: The Comedian's-eye View of 09/25/97
Excerpted-from: 09/25/97 -- ShopTalk
Thursday September 25, 1997
"For a tabloid editor to point out that they have standards
different than another is kind of invoking the doctrine of relative
filth: 'I'm not so bad as long as I can point out somebody who's
- Tom Selleck on Larry King Live
"First USA has introduced a Rodeo Drive Visa card that carries perks like
free valet parking, fashion previews and complimentary engraving at selected
jewelers," says Bob Mills. "Included in the monthly statement are free
Krugerrands for the parking meters."
"The Rolling Stones' 'Bridges to Babylon' tour started this week in Chicago.
It's the first major rock 'n' roll tour sponsored by the AARP." (Cutler
Regarding Christian Coalition leader Ralph Reed, who left the organization
to become a consultant: "He is an expert in business- other people's."
© 1997 Peter Langston