MRSOTD (More Racial Stereotypes Of The Day) - The Chinese Detective
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 29 Sep 97 00:00:36 -0700
Subject: MRSOTD (More Racial Stereotypes Of The Day) - The Chinese Detective
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A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a famous Chinese
detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that might
A few days later he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house.
I watch house.
He comes to house.
He and she leave house.
He and she get on train.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree - look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip her.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with ME.
Fall out of tree, not see.
© 1997 Peter Langston