Looking for a name for your dog?
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 30 Sep 97 15:09:35 -0700
Subject: Looking for a name for your dog?
[This is one of those items that is so obvious and stupid that you'll be
embarassed to find yourself repeating the lines aloud and laughing...
Forwarded-by: firstname.lastname@example.org (Rick Ruskin)
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was "Mypenis"?
- Mypenis ate my homework.
- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!
- Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.
- I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.
- Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.
- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
- I love giving Mypenis a bath.
- I want to get Mypenis a new collar... one with big studs!
- Mypenis likes it when people pet him.
- Mypenis needs to get more exercise. Mypenis weighs over fifty pounds.
- Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.
- Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?
- Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.
- I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.
- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.
- I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He
just plays dead.
- Mypenis got out last night. I think he visited the lady next door.
- If Mypenis was a weinerdog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.
- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
- Help! I can't find Mypenis! Have you seen Mypenis?
- I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.
- Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypenis.
- Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.
- Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!
- Watch it or you'll step on Mypenis.
- Stop kicking Mypenis.
- When riding in the car, Mypenis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.
- Mypenis is truly man's best friend.
- People say Mypenis looks cute lying down, but even better when standing
- Mypenis: the crotch-sniffer.
- There's nothing like a well-trained bitch for Mypenis.
- I've trained Mypenis to jump through hoops.
- Mypenis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.
- Excuse me - I need a muzzle for Mypenis.
- Sorry I'm late, but Mypenis kept me up howling all night...
- When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.
© 1997 Peter Langston