Fun_People Archive
2 Oct
Even More Spam Haikus

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu,  2 Oct 97 14:26:52 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Even More Spam Haikus

[More famous examples of this sublime art may be found at:

[UPDATE: The Fun_People archive moved in September 1998 to:
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Forwarded-by: Nancy Lewis 
Forwarded-by: Marsha K. Mathews <>

        Blue can of steel

        What promise do you hold?

        Salt flesh so ripe

        Can of metal, slick

        Soft center, so cool, moistening

        I yearn for your salt

        Twist, pull the sharp lid

        Jerks and cuts me deeply but

        Spam, aah, my poultice

        Silent, former pig

        One communal awareness

        Myriad pink bricks

        Clad in metal, proud

        No mere salt-curing for you

        You are not bacon

        And who dares mock Spam?

        You? you? you are not worthy

        Of one rich pink fleck

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