10/14 is e.e. cummings' birthday
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 13 Oct 97 23:00:00 -0700
Subject: 10/14 is e.e. cummings' birthday
Excerpted-from: top5 - 10/14/97 - celebrating e.e. cummings' birthday
T H E T O P F I V E L I S T
Not to be used as a birth control device
October 14, 1997
The birthday of American poet e.e. cummings
the top 15 ways to celebrate e.e. cummings' birthday
(note: for best effect, please set your e-mail
program's font to "courier" or "courier new")
15> Rowdy English Lit students have a Shift key smashing party.
14> When you tell Sajak you want to "buy a vowel", demand the
"lower case only" discount.
13> spongiform yeastyblob
12> As you've done to commemorate other close friends, write new
version of "Candle In the Wind," calling it, "candleinthewind."
10> Convince drunken poetry students to hold their lighters in the
air screaming: "FREE VERSE!"
9> Keep pestering local library for "e.e. cummings' big book of
8> up from
jump) naked flower
if you know what I mean
7> TP Maya Angelou's house again.
6> Drink a (lower) case of Bud.
5> Like every October 14th, join the crowd for that big ol'
e.e. cummings parade down 5th Avenue.
4> Invite AA Milne, BB King, CeCe Wayans, DeeDee Ramone, JJ Walker
and LL Cool J over to watch some XX-rated movies.
3> Try to score with k.d. lang.
2> Buy Ted Turner's new book: "The E.E. Cummings *Capitalized*
and the Number 1 Way to Celebrate e.e. cummings' Birthday...
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