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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 22 Oct 97 23:41:55 -0700
Subject: Traveling vultures...
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As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the
trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their
baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons.
"Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?" she asked. "No,
thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."
© 1997 Peter Langston