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The Comedian's-eye View of 10/28/97

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Excerpted-from: 10/28/97 -- ShopTalk

                       Tuesday October 28, 1997

       "The Supreme choosing not to become involved in the right-
	to-die issue...except in the case of the new Jenny McCarthy itcom."
				- Conan O'Brien


Sunday was First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton's 50th birthday.  "Things have
changed since 1947.  Then, Americans were critical of our involvement in
the U.N., House committees were trying to control Hollywood, and Chicago
was in the NBA finals." (Jerry Perisho)

"A survey by the Mars Inc. candy company says parents in the Western states
give the most candy for Halloween- led by Californians trying to relieve
themselves of the guilt of feeding their kids soy burgers." (Gary Easley)

"Promise Keepers are telling everybody that their rally in Washington, D.C.
was a once-in-lifetime experience.  It's what they said about Woodstock and
about the pope in Central Park.  Why is it that once-in- a-lifetime
experiences always involve portable toilets?" (Argus Hamilton)

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