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The Comedian's-eye View of 10/29/97

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Excerpted-from: 10/29/97- ShopTalk

                      Wednesday October 29, 1997

    "In a recent interview, Keith Richards says he hasn't retired because
     'chicks still dig me.'  In a related story, necrophilla is on the rise."
			- Conan O'Brien


What could be worse than a World Series between Cleveland and Florida? Extra
innings in the seventh game.  "TV viewers were praying the network would
interrupt the game with 'Heidi.'" (Jerry Perisho)

"Actually, we don't know if they played seven games, or just the same long
one." (Cutler Daily Scoop)

"Marv Albert got a suspended sentence for biting a woman in a Virginia hotel
room," says Argus Hamilton.  "The terms of probation are strict.  For the
next 12 months, his whereabouts will be monitored by an electronic toupee."

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