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6 Nov
Sue & Sally and Joe & Edna

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu,  6 Nov 97 19:25:25 -0800
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Subject: Sue & Sally and Joe & Edna

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Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each
other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date.
The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc. and
finally gets around to their sex lives.  Sue says "It's OK.  We get it on
every week or so but it's no big adventure, how's yours?" Sally replies
"It's just great, ever since we got into S&M." Sue is aghast.  "Really
Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for that." Oh, sure,"
says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate.


There was an elderly gentleman named Joe who was suffering from Alzheimer's.
His wife of 40 years, Edna, loved him very much, but she couldn't handle
him any longer, so she took him to a nursing home.

At the nursing home, while Edna was filling out paperwork, Joe sat in a
chair.  When he starting slowly leaning to his left, the nurse ran over and
put a pillow on his left side to prop him up.  A few minutes later, he
started leaning to his right and again, the nurse ran over and put a pillow
on his right side.  When he starting leaning forward, the nurse strapped
him into the chair.

About this time, Edna walked over and asked, "How do you like this place?"
"It's okay," Joe said.  "But, they won't let me fart."

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