Thoughts - (mostly shallow. but your depth may vary)
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sat, 22 Nov 97 12:44:46 -0800
Subject: Thoughts - (mostly shallow. but your depth may vary)
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"Deep" Thoughts (ydmv)
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.
Boy, would they be surprised when we attacked!
I'd like to have a real tragic love affair and get so depressed that I quit
my job and become a bum, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.
If I ever get rich, I hope I'm not mean to poor people, like I am now.
Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not
add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?
Why is the dove the symbol for peace. Why not the pillow? It has more
feathers and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's
children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
© 1997 Peter Langston