Sex for Geriatrics?
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 26 Nov 97 14:20:36 -0800
Subject: Sex for Geriatrics?
A retirement village decided to hold a Singles Dance, at which this very
sweet 90-year-old gentleman met a very sweet 90-year-old lady, and they
danced and talked and laughed, and just hit it off great. They continued to
see each other for a while and enjoyed each other so much, and danced so
well together, etc., that they decided to get married. On their wedding
night, they went to bed and he reached over and took her hand and squeezed
it, and she squeezed his hand back, and they went to sleep. On the second
night, when they went to bed, he reached over and squeezed her hand, and
she squeezed his hand back, and they went to sleep. On the third night, he
reached over and took her hand, and she said, "Not tonight, honey, I have
© 1997 Peter Langston