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The Comedian's-eye View of 12/5/97

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri,  5 Dec 97 18:19:37 -0800
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[And speaking of birthdays...  -psl]

Excerpted-from: 12/5/97 - ShopTalk

                        Friday December 5, 1997

     "In Iowa a woman gave birth to septuplets. Doctors say the
      babies will be in the hospital for about six weeks, which
      will give the parents plenty of time to run away."

                                  Conan O'Brien


"A sign that the mall you are shopping in has become to crowded:  They're
playing John Tesh music, and people are still coming in." (Steve Voldseth)

"A report says life expectancy has risen to 76.1 years of age," says Alan
Ray.  "An older population will mean changes in the future- and you think
'Matlock' is on a lot now."

"Bill Gates will reportedly offer Bill Clinton the vice presidency of
Microsoft after he leaves office," says Argus Hamilton.  "It's a lateral
move.  He would no longer be the president, but he would still be running
the country."

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