The Comedian's-eye View of 12/11/97
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 11 Dec 97 03:38:31 -0800
Subject: The Comedian's-eye View of 12/11/97
Excerpted-from: 12/11/97 -- ShopTalk
Thursday December 11, 1997
"Michael Jackson's wife, Debbie Rowe, says she's not threatened by other
women in Michael's life. She said, 'What I am threatened by is Hanson.'"
- Conan O'Brien
EL NINO HIT CALIFORNIA BIG TIME OVER THE WEEKEND, DUMPING 7 INCHES OF WATER
AND FLOODING MANY AREAS: "Southern California hasn't seen this much moisture
since Bob Dornan lost his reelection bid."
o "It was really getting scary until Charlton Heston parted the waters to
all the gun shops."
o "It was so bad O.J. had to give up his search for the 'real' killer.
o Michael Eisner had to make a life raft out of $1000 bills to float off
of Splash Mountain. (Bill Williams)
"Latrell Sprewell has hired Johnnie Cochran to help him fight his NBA
suspension. His defense is compelling. 'If the coach didn't croak, you
have to revoke.'" (Alan Ray)
Hasbro Toys is cutting 2,500 jobs at Christmas time. The termination
notices were kind of tacky. "See you Monday. Assembly workers not
© 1997 Peter Langston