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22 Dec
The Secret of Longevity

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 22 Dec 97 16:59:09 -0800
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Subject: The Secret of Longevity

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    The journalist was passing through town and saw a wizened, wrinkled,
and frail looking man rocking slowly on the front porch.  She went up to
him and asked him the secret of his longevity.
    "Well, I spent every night carousing, back when I had the strength; I
still smoke three packs a day, and I drink a case and a half of whiskey
a week." "That's amazing!" exclaimed the journalist. "And how old are you
now?" "Next May I'll be twenty-six." he replied.

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