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The Comedian's-eye View of 01/05/97

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Excerpted-from: 01/05/97 -- ShopTalk

                        Monday January 5, 1998

     "According to Ladies Home Journal, the best place for single women to
     meet men is at major sporting events. They suggest women chip in for
     season tickets and take turns going to games.  That's great advice,
     and look what great guys women can meet -- Marv Albert, Latrell
     Sprewell, O.J. Simpson, Mike Tyson, Frank Gifford."
				- Jay Leno


The movie 'American Werewolf in Paris' opened over the weekend.  Throughout
Paris, wherever this guy goes, he's hounded, beaten with sticks, ridiculed,
despised, rocks thrown at him -- and that's just because he's an American.
Got nothing to do with being a werewolf.  They just treat tourists that
way." (Jay Leno)

Must Tell Jokes for Food:  "Newt Gingrich will do a speech Monday called
'Goals for a Generation.' Please call his office and say you loved it.
Comedians are terrified he won't run for president. Lamar Alexander just
isn't funny." (Argus Hamilton)

Walt Disney World has become America's No.1 attraction. "Coming in a close
second was the Lincoln bedroom at the White House." (Kenny Noble)

"For its New Year's Eve celebration, the city of New York reportedly used
30,000 balloons, 3,000 pounds of confetti and 20,000 pom-poms.  Add a couple
of cheerleaders, and it's like a weekend at Charlie Sheen's." (Premiere
Morning Sickness)

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