Kristmas Karol - The Restroom Door Said "Gentlemen"
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 7 Jan 98 14:45:54 -0800
Subject: Kristmas Karol - The Restroom Door Said "Gentlemen"
For your listening and dancing pleasure, a Christmas Carol
(to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen):
The Restroom Door Said "Gentlemen"
The restroom door said "gentlemen", so I just walked inside;
I took 2 steps, then realized I'd been taken for a ride,
I heard high voices, and then saw the place was occupied,
By 3 nuns, 2 old ladies, and a nurse, couldn't have been worse,
By 3 nuns, 2 old ladies, and a nurse.
The restroom door said "gentlemen", but that was just a gag,
As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag,
She sprayed me with a can of mace, and sapped me with her bag,
I could tell that this wouldn't be my day, what can I say?
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day.
The restroom door said "gentlemen", and I would like to find,
The lousy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign,
For I've got 2 black eyes and 1 high heel up my behind,
Now I can't sit down with comfort and joy, boy oh boy,
Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy......
© 1998 Peter Langston