Ted Rall Text
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 6 Feb 98 17:01:30 -0800
Subject: Ted Rall Text
[The dialog from a Ted Rall cartoon... -psl]
Forwarded-by: Jym Dyer <email@example.com>
Woman: Good movie, huh?
Man: It's "Sid and Nancy" for the nineties, but with
overtones of Tuffaut, set in Guatemala.
Woman: It's supposed to rain tomorrow.
Man: Back in Ohio, where I grew up, it always rains
Woman: I'm gonna vote for Clinton again.
Man: As far as I'm concerned, he's Jimmy Carter
revisited a la Jack Kemp.
Woman: Wanna eat here?
Man: OK, but it reminds me of a cross between the
Jungle Room at Graceland and a diner.
Woman: I can't believe they're playing this song!
Man: So what? This is just the Buzzcocks meet Phil
Spector in Austin.
Woman: Everything is an analogy to you! Don't you
ever have an original thought?
Man: That's what my last girlfriend used to say.
© 1998 Peter Langston