Sometimes truth is stranger....
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 11 Feb 98 13:01:06 -0800
Subject: Sometimes truth is stranger....
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Scoop Of The Year
*In an exclusive interview with The Star, Michael Jackson's "wife" revealed,
"Michael loves to have kids around him."
*According to one of her nuns, Mother Theresa's last words were "Jesus, I
love you. Jesus, I love you." According to her doctor, they were, "I can't
Isn't That The Outfit Tom Cruise Belongs To?
*Defending Dennis Rodman in the wake of disparaging comments he made about
Mormons, Bulls coach Phil Jackson said Rodman wasn't being discriminatory;
he simply wasn't aware that Mormonism was "a religious cult or sect or
whatever it is."
*In newly transcribed pages, Richard Nixon on Democratic donors: "Please
get me the names of the Jews. You know, the big Jewish contributors of the
Democrats...Could we please investigate some of those cocksuckers?"
© 1998 Peter Langston