For Aficionados of the Truly Gross
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 6 Mar 98 23:11:38 -0800
Subject: For Aficionados of the Truly Gross
Forwarded-by: Albert Kaufman <AlbertK@bsquare.com>
Forwarded-by: Joe Breskin <email@example.com>
A man enters a cafe and sits down. He notices that the special of the day
is cold chili. When the waitress comes to take his order, he says, "I'll
take the cold chili."
"I'm sorry, the gentlemen next to you got the last bowl," says the waitress.
"Oh. I'll just have coffee, then." After a while the man notices that the
guy next to him who got the last bowl of cold chili is finishing a rather
large meal and the chili bowl is still full. He asks, "Are you going to
The other man replies, "No."
"Would you sell it to me?"
"You can have it for free if you want it."
So the man takes the bowl of chili and begins to eat it. When he gets about
half way through the bowl, he notices a dead mouse in the bowl and pukes
the chili back into the bowl.
The other man says sympathetically, "That's about as far as I got, too."
© 1998 Peter Langston