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Music Quotes - Strauss, Schoenberg, Sellars, Hale, Stravinsky,

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 17 Mar 98 22:36:25 -0800
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Subject: Music Quotes - Strauss, Schoenberg, Sellars, Hale, Stravinsky,
	Newman, Ravel, etc.

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  "He'd be better off shoveling snow."
	--Richard Strauss on Arnold Schoenberg.

  When told that a soloist would need six fingers to perform his concerto,
  Arnold Schoenberg replied, "I can wait."

  "I would like to hear Elliot Carter's Fourth String Quartet, if only to
  discover what a cranky prostate does to one's polyphony."
	--James Sellars

  "Exit in case of Brahms."
	--Philip Hale's proposed inscription over the doors of Boston
	Symphony Hall

  "Why is it that whenever I hear a piece of music I don't like, it's always
  by Villa-Lobos?"
	--Igor Stravinsky

  "His music used to be original.  Now it's aboriginal."
	--Sir Ernest Newman on Igor Stravinsky

  "If he'd been making shell-cases during the war it might have been better
  for music."
	--Maurice Ravel on Camille Saint-Saens

  "He has an enormously wide repertory.  He can conduct anything, provided
  it's by Beethoven, Brahms or Wagner.  He tried Debussy's La Mer once.  It
  came out as Das Merde."
	--Anonymous Orchestra Member on George Szell

  Someone commented to Rudolph Bing, manager of the Metropolitan Opera, that
  George Szell is his own worst enemy.  "Not while I'm alive, he isn't!"
  said Bing.

  "Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving
  pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it."
	--Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist.

  "After I die, I shall return to earth as a gatekeeper of a bordello and
  I won't let any of you enter."
	--Arturo Toscanini to the NBC Orchestra

  "We cannot expect you to be with us all the time, but perhaps you could
  be good enough to keep in touch now and again."
	--Sir Thomas Beecham to a musician during a rehearsal

  "Jack Benny played Mendelssohn last night.  Mendelssohn lost."

  The great German conductor Hans von Buelow detested two members of an
  orchestra, who were named Schultz and Schmidt.  Upon being told that
  Schmidt had died, von Buelow immediately asked, "Und Schultz?"

  "Her voice sounded like an eagle being goosed."
	--Ralph Novak on Yoko Ono

  "Parsifal - the kind of opera that starts at six o'clock and after it has
  been going three hours, you look at your watch and it says 6:20."
	--David Randolph

  "One can't judge Wagner's opera Lohengrin after a first hearing, and I
  certainly don't intend hearing it a second time."
	--Gioacchino Rossini

   "I liked the opera very much.  Everything but the music."
	--Benjamin Britten on Stravinsky's The Rakes's Progress

  "Her singing reminds me of a cart coming downhill with the brake on."
	--Sir Thomas Beecham on an unidentified soprano in Die Walkyre

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