Capture the Flag
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 25 Mar 98 20:53:58 -0800
Subject: Capture the Flag
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Saddam Hussein called President Clinton one morning and said: "Bill, I
called you because I had this incredible dream last night and I just had to
tell you about it. I could see all of America, and it was peaceful and
beautiful and on top of every building, there was a flag."
Clinton said:"A flag? What was on the flag?"
Sadam said: "Allah is God, God is Allah".
Clinton said: "You know, Sadam, I'm really glad you called because last
night I had a dream, too. I could see all of Bagdad, and there was no more
fighting, and it was even more beautiful than before the war; it had been
completely rebuilt. And on every building there was a flag."
Sadam said: "Bill, what was on the flag?"
Clinton replied: "I don't know."
Sadam said: "You don't know!? Why not?"
Clinton replied: "I never could read Hebrew."
© 1998 Peter Langston