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Yet Another List of Suspicious "Facts" - about sex, this time

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
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Subject: Yet Another List of Suspicious "Facts" - about sex, this time

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Actual amout of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose

Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains,wheat

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

The human equvalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)

Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds

Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years

Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm

# of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6

In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.  Some say that
the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy
taste.  Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen after
eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.  ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL
oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate,
doughnuts, pumpkin pie

Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.

It is common for men to wake up with 'morning woodie', a name for an a.m.

Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if
he doesn't have sex, is totally false.

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