What kind of cranial dispersal?
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 4 May 98 14:22:24 -0700
Subject: What kind of cranial dispersal?
Forwarded-by: Nev Dull <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Forwarded-by: Berry Kercheval <email@example.com>
Forwarded-by: firstname.lastname@example.org (Jennifer Barts (cat))
There's a stupid ad for some medical product, which says "In clinical
trials, the most common side effect was headache".
A curiously evasive and meaningless statement. The moment I heard it, I
immediately realized that the lab results must have looked something like
Side effect Incidence
Massive brain haemorrhage 98%
Malignant cancer of the genitals 92%
Tertiary syphilis 85%
Windows NT 76%
Death of one kidney 33%
Explosive cranial dispersal 20%
Total body ionization 11%
© 1998 Peter Langston