The Comedian's-eye View of 05/14/98
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 13 May 98 23:26:52 -0700
Subject: The Comedian's-eye View of 05/14/98
Excerpted-from: 05/14/98 -- ShopTalk
Thursday may 14, 1998
"I love the one where they're trying to discover if (Jerry's
girlfriend's) breasts are real...It's so classic. People are
(always) trying to find out if mine are."
-"Baywatch's" Yasmine Bleeth on the appeal of "Seinfeld"
A Fella's Flick: "Deep Impact" smashed the competition. "Cities are
destroyed, millions die. Now that's a guy's idea of a date movie." (The
Waterlogged: Members of the late Jacques Cousteau's film team say he faked
some of his underwater scenes. "I always wondered why in one deep-sea
exploration I saw a bathtub drain in the shot." (Premiere Radio)
And on the Seventh Day: NBC will air a TV miniseries titled "The Bible."
"It will run six straight nights, then you can rest." (Jerry Perisho)
By George: George Michael is keeping busy these days. "He's writing a new,
do-it-yourself handbook." (Chris Pina)
Martha, Martha, Martha: Martha Stewart is claiming that a former employee
is demanding money from her. "Yeah, she's so mad she's seeing magenta."
(Rudolph J. Cecera)
© 1998 Peter Langston