Monica & Ted
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sat, 16 May 98 16:55:18 -0700
Subject: Monica & Ted
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Contest Goal: to use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynsky in a limerick
Entry # 1
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Entry # 2
Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you look such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
Entry # 3
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
Given the choice to be blown.
Entry # 4
There was a young girl called Lewinsky,
Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski
When on Kenneth Starr's lap
She confided, when trapped,
"Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky"*.
* Nijinsky the thoroughbred racehorse, not to be confused with the dancer.
© 1998 Peter Langston