The Comedian's-eye View of June 1, 1998
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun, 31 May 98 17:07:14 -0700
Subject: The Comedian's-eye View of June 1, 1998
Excerpted-from: ShopTalk -- June 1, 1998
Monday June 1, 1998
"Hopelessly Irish pop band 'U2' held a concert in Belfast where Bono
gave one of his ridiculous speeches that left Protestants and
Catholics alike wishing they could kill just one last time."
- Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show
No Worries: When the late comedian Georgie Jessel was 75, he decided to
marry a very young woman. During a medical exam before the wedding, his
doctor said, "George, just remember. Too much love making can cause a heart
attack." "Well," Jessel replied, "what can I do? If she dies, she dies."
Mug Shot: In Mexico, crime is so bad that insurance companies now offer
policies to cover mugging. "An insurance company protecting you from
muggers is like a killer protecting you from a murderer." (Rudolph J.
Up, Up and Away: Former astronaut Buzz Aldrin says that the future of space
exploration depends on opening it up to paying tourists. "Finally- an
alternative for families who can't afford Disneyland." (Steve Voldseth)
© 1998 Peter Langston