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The Comedian's-eye View of 06/10/98

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Excerpted-from: 06/10/98 -- ShopTalk

                        Wednesday June 10, 1998

  "I saw the movie 'Godzilla' over the weekend. You know what matters
   more than size?  A f------ script."
				      - Dennis Miller on Dennis Miller Live


Meow: Hillary Clinton's name will accompany a book featuring all the letters
people have written to Buddy the dog and Socks the cat.  "This shows you
the Clintons are maybe a bit odd.  They've lost all of Hillary's billing
records, they can't find any Whitewater documents, they have no idea where
the phone records between the president and Monica Lewinsky are. Yet they
have every single letter written to their pets.  My cat gets mail, I throw
it out after two days." (Leno)

Deadhead: A major tabloid reports that Charles Manson said that if the Spice
Girls ever visited him, he'd be willing to kill himself.  "So, apparently,
he's not crazy after all." (Leno)

Medical Alert: Officials are investigating the deaths of men who had taken
Viagra.  "Here's a scary thought: What if Viagra doesn't cure impotence?
What if it's just early signs of rigor mortis?" (Leno)

Fire One: "Charlton Heston has been elected president of the National Rifle
Association.  He'll push the newly adopted slogan of the organization.
'Guns don't kill people.  Teenagers kill people.'" (Alan Ray)

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