Adios, Adieu, Arrivederci, . . . Oh, and before we go. . .
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[Every once in a while does a Top Five List really get to me. This
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NOTE FROM CHRIS:
Today's list marks the passing of an era in Top5 history.
Our contract with Windows Sources magazine
as our corporate sponsor has expired, and
we'll be going our separate ways after today.
We'd like to thank WS and Ziff-Davis for everything
they've done for (and to) us, and we wish them the best.
Special thanks to Jim Louderback, Jackie Gavron, David Berlind,
and Edward Grossman (the last in a long line of webmasters).
June 12, 1998
The Top 16 Topics Windows Sources Prevented
Us from Using Over the Last Two Years
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16> Things Bodily Orifices Not Located Directly Under the Nose
Would Say If They Could Talk
15> Signs You've Got the Wrong Operating System
14> Words That Rhyme With "Duck"
13> Unethical Practices of Ziff-Davis Executives (parts I, II,
III, IV and V)
12> Rejected Proctology Jokes from "Who's The Boss" Scripts
11> Reasons Computer Magazines Make Great Fronts for Money
10> Windows Sources Advertisers Whose Products Suck
9> Sexual Fantasies of Bill Gates
8> Ways to Sue the Living Crap out of Windows Sources and Win
7> Incriminating Things We Know About That Coward, John Gotti
6> Rap Weenies Who Couldn't Find Us If They Tried
5> Uses For A Baby Seal Carcass
4> Reasons Why Windows Sources was Foolish to Pay Chris White
for Two Years for Joke Lists He Didn't Even Write
3> Tricks Played on Mr. Ziff By Mr. Davis
2> Cool Ways to Make Little Kids Cry
and Top5's Number 1 Topic Windows Sources Prevented
Us from Using Over the Last Two Years...
1> Signs You're a Pathetic Geek Who Spends Too Much Money
on Computer Magazines
© 1998 Peter Langston