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14 Jul
Do you have Price Albert in the can?

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 14 Jul 98 09:13:45 -0700
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Subject: Do you have Price Albert in the can?

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A Queensland Radio Station, QFM, were running a competition to find
contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English
Dictionary yet could still use these words in a sentence that would make
logical sense; the prize being a return trip for two to Bali for a week.
The DJ, Sam, had many callers, the following two standing out:

DJ :      QFM, what's your name?

Caller:   Hi, me name's Dave.

DJ:       Dave, what is your word?

Caller:   "Gaan" spelt G, A, A, N.

DJ:       We are just checking that (pause)... and you are correct Dave,
	Gaan is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now
	the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence
	can you use that in that would make logical sense?

Caller:    Gaan f*ck yourself!  Ha Ha Ha!

At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no
place for that sort of language on a family show.

After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:

DJ:        QFM, what's your name?

Caller:    Me name's Jeff.

DJ:        Jeff, what is your word?

Caller:    "Smee" spelt S, M, E, E.

DJ:        We are just checking that (pause)... and you are correct Jeff,
	Smee is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now
	the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is:  What sentence
	can you use that in that would make  logical sense?

Caller:    Smee again!  Gaan F*ck yourself!  Ha Ha Ha!
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