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The Comedian's-eye View of 08/25/98

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                       Tuesday August 25, 1998

     "Mike Barnicle plans to spend his new found time collecting
      his thoughts, restructuring his family life, and writing the
      1978 classic 'Animal House.'"

                                  Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show


Fore: "Phil Mickelson won the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am golf
tournament, which began in January and was just completed this week.
They've changed the name to the Ken Starr Invitational." (Zack Taylor --
Westwood One Radio Network)

Oh, Martha: The Los Angeles Department of Water and Power has unveiled a
new pollution-free electric leaf blower to replace the banned
gasoline-powered models. "The new blower, dubbed by gardeners 'The Martha
Stewart,' not only gathers the leaves but arranges them according to color
and dries them for later use in attractive centerpieces." (Bob Mills)

Objets de Lust: "In a Playboy magazine interview, Geraldo Rivera called
Barbara Walters a 'sexy babe.'  But then again, he called Sam Donaldson a
'hunky Vulcan.'" (Chris Pino)

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