Fun_People Archive
14 Sep
A Close Shave?

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 98 16:27:18 -0700
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Subject: A Close Shave?

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    A man goes to the barber shop for a shave.  While the barber is
lathering him up, he mentions the difficulty he has been having getting a
close shave around the cheeks.

    "I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball
from a nearby drawer, "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

    The man places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds to give
him the closest shave he has ever experienced.  As the barber is finishing
up, the man asks awkwardly, "But what if I swallow it?"

    "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like
everyone else does."

© 1998 Peter Langston