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24 Sep
SNL Jerking Us Around

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Date: Thu, 24 Sep 98 17:03:22 -0700
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 From Saturday Night Live News Anchor Norm McDonald...

"Who are safer drivers? Men, or women?  Well, according to a new survey,
55% of adults feel that women are most responsible for minor fender-benders,
while 78% blame men for most fatal crashes.  Please note that the
percentages in these pie graphs do not add up to 100% because the math was
done by a woman.  [Crowd groans.]  For those of you hissing at that joke,
it should be noted that that joke was written by a woman.  So, now you don't
know what the hell to do, do you?  [Laughter]  Nah, I'm just kidding, we
don't hire women."

© 1998 Peter Langston