A Cruise, A 'Cordion, and A Curse
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 98 16:39:08 -0700
Subject: A Cruise, A 'Cordion, and A Curse
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From: today's Chronicle
"The Far Eastern Economic Review cites a story from Travel News Asia of
an elderly couple who spent their savings on a dream cruise through the
Caribbean, then sued their travel agency (successfully). Five hundred of
the 600 passengers were yodelers."
Which reminds me of the bumper sticker, popular among all right-thinking
"Play an Accordion, Go to Jail."
[Which reminds me of the ancient Turkish curse: "May all your sons grow up to
be bingo players" and the comment "In the U.S. that's spelled 'banjo'..."
© 1998 Peter Langston