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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 22 Oct 98 16:04:18 -0700
Subject: Spousal Evaluations
Forwarded-by: Joel Koosed <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Two Jewish mothers meet for coffee. "Well Ruthie, how are the kids?"
"To tell you the truth, my Abe has married a slut! She doesn't get out of
bed until 10; she's out all day spending his money on God knows what; and
when he gets home, exhausted, does she have a nice, hot dinner for him?
No! She makes him take her out to dinner at an expensive restaurant."
"Oh Ruthie, that's terrible! And Esther?"
"Ah! Esther has married a saint. He brings her breakfast in bed; he gives
her enough money to buy all she needs; and in the evening he takes her out
to dinner at an expensive restaurant."
[Strangely enough, that's the way it works for us WASPs, too. -psl]
© 1998 Peter Langston