The Job Description
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 98 16:25:05 -0800
Subject: The Job Description
Back in Vilnius, Mrs. Rosenbaum had a most beloved cat. One foggy day,
however, Yossel the tanner ran over the cat with his pushcart. Deeply
remorseful, Yossel went to the old woman and pled for her forgiveness.
"I'm terribly sorry about your cat. I'd be happy to replace him." "Well,
that's very kind of you," the old woman replied. "but... how good are you
at catching mice?"
© 1998 Peter Langston