Fun_People Archive
9 Dec
Tonight on TV

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed,  9 Dec 98 11:05:10 -0800
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Subject: Tonight on TV

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Tonight's Cable Television Listings

	FOX
	 8:00 Real Humans in Real Pain
	 8:30 Feral Dingoes Eating Children on Tape
	 9:00 Jiggle It Beach
	 9:30 LA Chicks
	10:00 Beverly Hills 90210: The 90,210th Episode

	UPN
	 8:00 The Unwatchables
	 8:30 Voyage To The Bottom Of The Ratings
	 9:00 Theoretically Existing Show
	 9:30 Praying For Syndication
	10:00 The Last Thing You'd Ever Want To Sit Through

	WB
	 8:00 Where My Wife At?
	 8:30 Gittin' Yo Freak On
	 9:00 Me & My Psychic
	 9:30 Kids Suck The Darndest Things
	10:00 Dawson's Clothes

	ANIMAL PLANET
	 8:00 Incontinent Rhinos
	 9:00 Dan Taylor:  Mongoose Optometrist
	10:00 STAY!
	10:30 The Best of STAY!

	E!
	 8:00 Andy Gibb:  A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
	 9:00 Margot Kidder:  A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
	10:00 Boy George:  A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills

	ESPN2
	 8:00 Finland's Brutalest Men
	 8:30 Being Hit By A Trolley Regional Semifinals
	 9:00 60 Minutes Of Joe Theismann's Leg Breaking
	10:00 Co-Ed Spread-Eagled Weight Training From Maui

	SCI-FI
	 8:00 Space: 1972
	 9:00 The Bermuda Triangle: Myth Or Fiction?
	10:00 Mid-Budget Galaxy

	LIFETIME
	 8:00 How Can I Choose Between My Daughters?
	 9:00 The Abused Wife Who Didn't Mean To Kill Her Policeman Husband
	      In Self-Defense
	10:00 The Boy Whose Mommy Watched Far Too Much Television

	TNN
	 8:00 Well, I'll Be Dipped In Pig@&$#!
	 9:00 You Hush Up, Wanda Mae
	 9:30 Sheeeeeeee-It!
	10:00 Hold 'Er Down While I Get The Rifle From The Truck

	TELEMUNDO
	 8:00 Roberto Amorosa En Agua Caliente!
	 9:00 Whoomp! Donde Esta?
	 9:30 Goooooooooooooal!
	10:00 Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai!
	10:30 La Hora De Goya

	PUBLIC ACCESS
	 8:00 Blurry Steve
	 8:30 Inaudible City Council Meeting
	 9:00 Do We Have A Caller On The Line?  Hello?
	 9:30 The Best Of Lunch Menus
	10:00 My Friend Made This Short Film
	10:30 Men With Braids Speak Out

	CINEMAX
	 8:00 Bare Ambition (Tanya Roberts)
	 8:30 Naked Exposition (Traci Lords)
	 9:00 Body Of Nudity (Dana Plato)
	10:00 Unclothed Anguish (Joyce DeWitt)

© 1998 Peter Langston