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The Comedian's-eye View of 01/20/99

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Excerpted-from: 01/20/99 -- ShopTalk

                      Wednesday January 20, 1999

     "In a recent interview, Pamela Anderson said that, if she were Hillary,
      she would leave President Clinton. In response, the President said,
      'If Pamela Anderson were Hillary, none of this would have happened in
       the first place."

                             -- Conan O'Brien


Democrats and Republicans are arguing over whether to call witnesses.  "I
don't want to call Linda Tripp, you call Linda Tripp." (the Daily Scoop)

Basketball's Michael Jordan is retiring.  "Jordan says he just wants to kick
back and relax and endorse another 50 products." (Paul Ecker)

Julia Roberts is now asking $20 million a movie. "Even if it means working
eight and nine hours a day for weeks at a time." (Steve Voldseth)

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